Jokes and Riddles

Two guys walk into a bar, they hit their heads.
If a red house is made of red bricks, and a blue house is made of blue bricks, what are green houses made of?
                                             glass
Jim's mom had 5 sons, Jon, Jake, Jordan and Jack, what is her fifth sons name?
                                                              Jim
Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?
                                       It kept saying Bach Bach  

 
A graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
A graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
A graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much it cost?"
A graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"


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